at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

(via milkyway-the-bunny)

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

(via phillypu)

(via sparkwolf)

submariet:

Battle Hymn of the Republic - The Red Army Chorus with the Leningrad Cowboys

LISTEN TO IT. LISTEN TO IT AND WEEP.

renekton:

suddenly realizing you’re a furry likeimage

(via sparkwolf)

cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

(via sketchthepony)

dirudo:

why are all these people’s seflies being recommended?

image

(via dani--phantom)

baby: m..m-m...ma...
mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
baby: m..mATOI RYUKO!!!!
sister: KIRYUIN SATSUKI!!!